More on Zelda: Twilight Princess for Wii

Like all of the Zelda games from the resent past, Twilight Princess begins with Link being unarmed and clueless that he’s the “chosen one”. How many times will link go through this before he realises he’s special? And you’d think Princess Zelda would stop being such a victim and start fighting her own battles and I don’t mean by disguising herself as a nomad and teaching Link magical flute songs like she did in Ocarina of Time either. In other words, I think the Zelda crew need to come up with something a little different to catch my attention next time. How ‘bout this:

Zelda and Link are happily married in the next one and some evil bastard comes and steals their baby, so they go together (you switch between characters like in Sudeki, cool eh?) and have to kick in some teeth, take some names and try and rescue it, but it takes many years and in the end the super crazy twist is the evil bastard that kidnapped Link-baby also train it to be evil and Zelda has to battle and kill her own child in the end to save Hyrule from eternal darkness, cuz Link is too much of an earthy “heart” person to do it.

There that’s your next story guys, now go script it. shhh! I know that was a run on sentence, hop to it anyway.

All that being said, I’m enjoying this game anyway regardless of the lack of imagination on the part of the writers and will finish and reviewed it. This is the last time I buy Zelda though guys, unless something incredible and new is happening!

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